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I got this email today 6-21-01. He is totally retarted, out of line and idiotic. He's apparently a first born squid on his first bike in his first year of riding. Flame with style ya'll.


Sportbikegirl,

I hope that I am not the first to tell you that your site was the most uninformative site that has ever been developed.  For someone who rides their own moto. I would have expected a little more useful information, instead all I got was a bunch of common sense blabble.  Perhaps you are the one who needs
to talk to someone about two-up riding.  I have only been riding motorcycles for one year and I could have came up with a much more useful site.  I was 19 years old when I bought my first bike.  It was a 2000 Kawasaki ZX6R.  The day I bought it was the first time I had ever ridden a motorcycle of any sort and I have no problem learning to ride, ride safely, and have fun at the same time.  If you really want to produce a site to help people of all makes and models ie: (girls and guys) pick out a first bike and learn to ride, then you should tell them upfront that you really can't speak intelligently on the subject and that they should consult their local bike shop, read up on the subject, and talk to anyone but yourself.  Lastly, just so you know that I actually read some of that garbage you put in your site, where you said that about your passenger leaning through turns.  If you would consult this months issue of cycle world you would see an article that states that the passenger should not lean on their own, but rather should stick to the drivers back.  If you want to wreck because of your passenger then you go ahead and tell them to lean.  But I hope that you don't hurt to many people before you learn to ride the correct way.

No name given-                                                                             
Apalled in Indiana

Lowrfx790@aol.com  <----- Email this dork here

 

MY RESPONSE

Boy Don't you sound like an egotistical guy with nothing better to do than email someone about their lack of intelligence?
 
Firstly- it sounds to me like you would believe Cycle World before you'd believe a website. So go with that it's obvious you'd prefer hearing it from a man than a woman any day.
 
Secondly- you are THE only person to every disagree with the information I provide. I rode bitch for nearly 2 years and in that time I learned so much that I decided to share it. Now, that I share it I receive emails that tell me how much I helped their girlfriend enjoy the ride and have a more in-sync style with the rider in charge. Try reading my guestbook or the compliments section- or did you even take the time to read through the other parts or are you just selecting stuff to harp me about?
 
Thirdly- You sound young, especially since you started with such an aggressive bike as your first one. Which signals that your beloved ego is at stake.
 
You have no idea what you just got yourself into here, not only do I ride a CBR900RR but I also race in CCS . Excuse me, um what do you ride and do you race? By not giving a name that says that you can't handle anyone knowing your first name not to mention you have no respect for women or women like me that could potentially hand your ass to you in the twisties. So do the world a favor, shut up while you are ahead.
 
Maybe you need to read more and open your mouth less because you just wasted 10 minutes of my time reading your piece of flaming cow dung email!
 
Regards
Sportbikegirl staff

Other Responses

only been riding for one year? Think that explains alot!!! Try 12 years and then he can complain! What a big-headed muppet!

Suzi Machen- Roadracer and 929RR rider in the U.K.

 

You been riding for ONE whole year? And you learned to ride the day you bought your bike? Now, THAT'S intelligent...Ever heard of MSF? Keith Code?  STAR?  Probably not. You're too busy formulating your criticism and opinions about someone who has riding and racing credentials.

Tiffany has been positively promoting the cause of female sportbike riders and providing a source of information to women who might possibly want to participate in the sport. And your TOTAL lack of experience, your lack ofmaturity, (I've had a license since before you were born, punk!) in addition
to exceedingly poor judgment on being your own first instructor, belies the fact that YOU have absolutely NO credible opinion about anything.

Blow it out your Kerker!

Courtesy- Chicksonbikes.com

3 words for that on this side of the globe- SMALL MAN SYNDROME. All motorcyclists beware, this is the young uninformed twat in front of you that you think 'Is it more dangerous to ride behind him or pass him?' As he obviously perceives his Motorcycle as a big shiny cock with wheels..............

Lynne - Ireland

 

Hey tiff, Had to use my buds computer,because I could not wait to bash THE PUNK that thinks he knows something about riding. First off BOY you don't know shit about riding in one year, Personally I have 23 years riding and over a million miles and one thing that I have learned is you don't slam peoples views unless you have the experience to back it up. Secondly I know and have ridden with tiffany, this girl has more passion for riding than you do for rosy palms. GET A LIFE....

Scott - Oregon


Dear Appalled Asshole:

After careful reflection on your letter to SportbikeGirl, I have to admit that you come across and the most blatant example of the type of person that has no business being near a bike let alone being ON one. If you were to take the time to realize just what Tiffany has accomplished in this male dominated sport you would take the Spark Plug wires out of your ass and reconnect them to the plugs they were meant to be attached too! Where do you a newbie, a squid, a bottom bitch come off telling this girl anything about her site? Your what, 20? I've been riding longer than you have been alive and I'd love to see you on day on the Interstate so I can bitch smack you like you deserve! OOOO, you have your first bike, and you are already teaching class? WOW, can I hang with you?


And in closing, I too am an avid reader of CW, but I am in no way going to allow a magazine to dictate my riding style completely. Now, all you need to do is this:


1) Take the copy of CW out of your ass and replace it with your head, it seems it has been there before,
2) Stop trying to tear apart a chick cause she rides a real bike. I'd bet my $10K bike, she's drop you on a track, "or" on the 1/4 mile "first try." Wanna bet? Oh thats right, you ride a child's bike, sorry. =(
3) Have "you" ever hung with Miguel Duhamel? Or was your biggest feat managing to get your exhust pipe 3/4 of the way up your ass without the use of any PJ1?


Dude, please let me meet you on the Interstate, I have something I want to teach you, RESPECT!

Michael R.- Email

Dear Apalled in India,

I read your note to Sportbikegirl on her web site recently and feel that a reply from someone not connected with her in any way is in order.  No doubt your vitriol has been matched by others, that is not my style and instead I offer you something else to consider.

Your unsolicited comments were, to say the least, quite spiteful and unwarranted.  You really should ask yourself what compelled you to be quite so vitriolic, it certainly was not the content of her web site which is not only factual and informative but entertaining too (the whole point of creating such a site in the first place).  Typically, when someone takes the course of action that you have against an innocent there is an underlying cause or inadequacy.  Obviously, when Sportbikegirl decided to create her web site she placed herself open to public comment.  It is telling, therefore, that all of the comments she received to date have been highly complimentary.  You find yourself in a minority of one with your views, if indeed those were your views and you are not merely offering up a Troll (an unkind one at that).

Anyway, Sportbikegirl is big enough and brave enough to take care of herself (she's dealt with much worse in her young life) so I'll not spend any longer defending her. 

Instead I would like to attempt to help you live a little bit longer than you may be planning to.   Turning to your comments about learning to ride motorcycles, I do feel that you are kidding yourself at best and are destined to prematurely terminate your young life at the worst.  You have a confidence that outstrips your ability would you but know this.  Take it from someone who is highly experienced in the sheer waste of life that the young of your mind set cause (it matters not what nationality you are).  You may well have extraordinary machine control skills, and I for one would readily admit that there are many before me in that department.  However, life on the road depends on very much more than simple machine control skills.  You, unfortunately, do not have the latter and that is where you are most at risk.  You claim that you have had no trouble learning to "ride safely" and that is what betrays the lie.  You merely "think" you ride safely and the fact of the matter is that you do not.  Safety is an attitude, not a skill.  You [very apparently] do not have the attitude of Safety.  I sincerely hope that you live long enough to acquire one.  Dying on your motorcycle need not be an inevitability.

I train young and old riders in the UK to the British Police Motorcycle Roadcraft standard.  This is the most sophisticated and experienced standard of riding on the public roads available in the entire world (a claim put forward not by the UK but by other nations).   Police from all nations of the world come to the UK to learn our Motorcycle Roadcraft which is based upon many thousands of Police man-hours of experience. The System is used by our Class-1 license holders who are the most skilled motorcyclists in the land.   However, it cannot be learned in a single day, week or month - therefore your claim to be able to "ride safely" is nothing of the sort.  You at best ride adequately.  Sadly for you and many other nations our Police Motorcycle Roadcraft training is simply not available.

I make no apology if this is yet more "commonsense babble" that you are so disparaging of.  It is this very "babble" that you refer to that has saved countless lifes and will continue to do so regardless of whether or not you are willing to accept it.  There are no hero's here, but remember that the regular hero is dead! (which is how they got to be a hero).  If that's your mission then I wish you good luck in your short venture.  On the other hand, I do hope that you reconsider and find it within yourself to offer yourself and Sportbikegirl an apology.

Regards from the UK
Danny

I just happened to go to your website today to check for any updates. Low and behold some dumb ass rookie felt he needed to disrespect. I'm a rookie as well and my first bike is a 600 but I know the power I have under me and I don't plan on abusing it. You see the difference between me and him is that I love my life. I'm not trying to get out there and show boat in front of people trying to impress the ladies and whined up a statistic. Take some advice from this woman son you need to wake the hell up and take your head out of your ass! To all the experienced female riders out there especially you Tiffany this is one guy that will listen to what you have to say.

Shaun Smith

It takes a real asshole to bash the hell out a woman who takes the time to put out a great website.  Do you even have a bike and ride?  For some reason, I highlydoubt it.  Did you forget to check out the pictures ofTiffany on the track?  Did you happen to notice that she recently upgraded to a CBR900RR?  Without a doubt, Tiffany could ride circles around you!  Get some fucking experience before you open your hole and spewthe crap that you did.  Get a friggin clue and a life. Not surprising, your reply to her is the type of response that I would expect from a 19 year old flamer.


Dennis Labonte



Dear Appalling in Indiana,  

Well, well, well. In all honesty, I'm not even quite sure where to start. In fact I'm not even sure why I'm bothering to write this to you, as I'm sure it will go in one ear, through the empty space and out the other. First of all, you PRECISELY fit the description of the typical squid rider I did my best to avoid while
living in Indiana. Let me guess, your sunglasses match your dirtbike gloves and flip-flops, which you spend moneyon instead of a helmet? I thought so. Second, what kind of total insecure loser are you to write a completely uninformed and blatenly ignorant letter to Tiffany? Starting off on a brand new ZX-6R
is not a sign of manliness, but is pretty fucking stupid to be honest. Ask almost any experienced
rider and he/she will give you the same advice that Tiffany has posted on her site. Sure, almost
anyone can master the fundementals of clutch/throttle/brake/turn in one day. However, to be truly competent and safe on a bike that with very little modification is being raced in the AMA and World Superbike takes a lot more than one day, or even one year, which seems to be the depth of your riding experience.

Regarding your uniformed bashing of Tiff's advice to passengers, all I can say is this: I have been riding for over four years. I have also spend rather large amount of time as a passenger on sportbikes. Everybody I have ridden behind has complimented me on being a good passenger. Infact, only a few days ago, an accomplished track rider told me I was one of the best passengers he had ever had, he could barely feel me on the back of the bike, and he couldn't wait to have us ride two-up again at the next track day. So, obviously I'm doing something right. Funny, as I agree completely with Tiff's advice on how to be a passenger.

You, my squidly little hoosier, are the type of rider that A. I NEVER want to be near on the road,
as you would be likely to crash in front of me or run into me,  B. Gives sportbikers a bad name as
as well as raising our insurance rates, and C. has a tiny little penis along with a total complex about being impotent or something equally traumatizing.

IMHO, you epitomize the word "loser." Hopefully you will kill yourself off before you can reproduce.

Tory

Hey Flangehead! 
   What friggin excuse do you have for the poor taste you showed in writing a note like that to my friend? If you don't like her web site, suck an egg! Go find one you do like. It's a good thing you have a WHOLE YEAR of riding experience, boy genius, because most of us who saw your sorry post had to laugh to just read through your note. Those you deem to pick on have ridden more miles in 1/2 a season than you will over the next 2 years! Christ on a crutch, I never heard such trash from such an inexperienced, dim-witted, loud-mouthed twit. You may have also noticed that this person rides under conditions that would have your scrawny little ass in bed for the season, whining for his momma!  Now bugger off and go learn to ride, yourself!   You know, of course, that you've really pissed off a lot of folks that are friends and supporters of Sportbikegirl. You might redeem yourself with a little "Sorry" note to her. Then again, she may just tell you to piss off!